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Old May 18, 2006, 05:18 PM // 17:18   #2021
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mel gibson would make a movie about jesus.

why did i even decide to enter the off topic forums?
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Old May 18, 2006, 05:20 PM // 17:20   #2022
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because you wanted to be random


Why is randomness frowned upon?
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Old May 18, 2006, 05:24 PM // 17:24   #2023
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cuz its random and no one like that kind of crap!


why is Master Chief and Halo such a good game?
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Old May 18, 2006, 05:31 PM // 17:31   #2024
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because it doesnt suck


Why are people obsessed with halo?
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Old May 18, 2006, 05:51 PM // 17:51   #2025
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Because Bill Gates told them to be obsessed with Halo.

How many fingers am I holding up?
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Old May 18, 2006, 05:56 PM // 17:56   #2026
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7


Why is Pat blind?
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Old May 18, 2006, 05:59 PM // 17:59   #2027
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cuz he a transgender!

why am i so poor in Guild Wars?
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Old May 18, 2006, 09:21 PM // 21:21   #2028
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becuse your playing halo instead of GW

why am i the bomb at GW?
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Old May 19, 2006, 01:00 AM // 01:00   #2029
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Because the necro used "Putrid explostion" on you.

If a male sheep is called a ram, and a male donkey is called an ass, then why is a ram in the ass called a goose?
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Old May 19, 2006, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #2030
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cause that is the dumbest question ever...


WHy isnt the thread closed if that was the dumbest question ever?
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Old May 19, 2006, 07:46 AM // 07:46   #2031
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Because I think we can still top that with an evil dumber answer.

...and a dumber question:

Why is it that Mac Gypher, despite his ability to escape death in briljant ways using little more than his pocketknife, is some how unable to prevent himself from getting into dangerous situations in the first place?
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Old May 19, 2006, 05:40 PM // 17:40   #2032
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his pocket knife only has a grip of escaping, he hasnt got the preventing blade yet


Why is 2+2=4?
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Old May 21, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23   #2033
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I thought it was 22.... Oh, my bad.

Why does that not add up?
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Old May 21, 2006, 02:00 AM // 02:00   #2034
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Cause the earth revolves around the sun.

If bugs bunny doesnt wear clothes why does he put on a bathing suit when he swims?

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Old May 21, 2006, 04:33 AM // 04:33   #2035
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cause donald duck is a woman

why is the word "SEX" spelled by leaves in the lion king?
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Old May 21, 2006, 11:03 AM // 11:03   #2036
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cause the director was doing it

why dont i have super powers?
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Old May 21, 2006, 12:10 PM // 12:10   #2037
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Because Superman wants to keep his job.

What is the average land speed of a fully grown female African elephant eared mouse?
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Old May 21, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24   #2038
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i dunno,read about it and you will know...

What is the square root of pi to the power of infinity x .00000000000001?
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Old May 21, 2006, 10:37 PM // 22:37   #2039
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It depends. Cherry or Blueberry pi?

Why do animals in video games and televison shows have breasts?
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Old May 22, 2006, 03:59 PM // 15:59   #2040
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because it makes it more inticing


Why is lemonade good?
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